"You Damn Right"
"We love boobies! And we hate cancer!"
"I replaced my dishwasher with a wine refrigerator - because I have my priorities!"
"That's pretty damn good I thought"
"If folks going to treat you like a bitch you better act like a bitch. Embrace it, embrace it...don't deny it. It's just a label"
"The only other thing I could have brought in that would have made it that much better was a snuggie....omg that'd be so awesome"
"Incredible Machine in your pants.....I love it"
" I consider myself country if you like country, and if you don’t like country but you like what we do – awesome! I love that, too. I think it’s really what speaks to the human spirit"
"It also means that I'm a cute girl singing a rock song in an alto voice!"
“It’s like a show for us, too -It’s like going to the zoo: You think you’re looking at the monkeys, but the monkeys are looking at you.”
“It’s like a show for us, too -It’s like going to the zoo: You think you’re looking at the monkeys, but the monkeys are looking at you.”